Peter: Have you ever played that game Operation?
Olivia: Yeah.
Peter: It’s just like that except in reverse. Whatever you do, don’t touch the nerve endings.Tony: It’s like Operation. Just don’t let it touch the socket wall.
Pepper: What is - what do you mean Operation?
Tony: It’s just a game, nevermind.
Via Quoth the raven, 'Fuck you.'
I can’t believe this hasn’t spread like wildfire yet. Just keep repeating and let your mind take you to glorious places.
I….
Uh…….
I……..
I’ll be honest. If I had ovaries, this would probably set them on fire in a significant way.
Since I don’t, however…
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
i FRICKIGN DID THE ANAGRAM HTIGN WITH THE AVENEGRS AND STUFF NAD OGMG IM CRYGIGN?????? (mel is crying funk)
I CRY FUNK
HOSANNA! FOAM FART
I cry funk. If that isn’t Samuel L. Jackson’s catchphrase, along with “SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER”, then I don’t know what is.
Via Skyen does things
:O
Nerve Manipulation. Bow before me.
Not bad.
Techorganic physiology.
There’s no way this is a mistake….it knows I’m an android.
Fuck. Yessss
Monotreme physiology.
So my superpower is…being a platypus?
Nice. Very nice.
fuc, just what the world needed: more of me
wait, this is actually exactly what i need
Thematically appropriate, and I always wanted my own gallery of tormented souls.
Fits well with my common bouts of dejà vu and those pesky dreams.
(Source: professorsteel)
Shot in my jaw. Awesome.
that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely.
…my ass?
…The inside of my thigh?
Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.
Probably got shot in the head.
Apparently someone killed me by stabbing me under my pinky-finger on my left hand. With a tiny little needle.
Presumably it was poisoned.
In which baby!Peter is afraid of flying and the dads find out about his powers.
THIS MAKES NO SENSE, I’M SORRY I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY AND I HAVE A LOT OF SUPERFAMILY FEELS.HEADCANON.
Via Skyen does things
YES THANK YOU FUCK I DON’T SPEAK SOME CRYPTIC LANGUAGE WHERE I MEAN NOTHING THAT I SAY JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA
(Source: duwub)
About me
Hi guys I'm MiraculousOverdose, the Bard of Space residing in the Land of Rainbows and Frogs.
Feel free to ask me questions at any time about anything.
little bird(s) lost in Space~
